12:50 a.m.
Refused KS driver's license. The license was real, but it was a different person than the girl who presented it. And she had no second form. She said she just had her money, yet she was carrying a purse. I don't think I look quite that stupid.
1:00 a.m.
Refused another KS driver's license. Real license, wrong person. Again she had no second form, yet I saw a credit card in her little wallet. She said "but it's 1 a.m." and I said time has nothing to do with you using someone else's ID. I think I do a fine job of spotting the phonies and I guess most minors trying to get in don't know that. Then they leave all mad.
--anonymous
